Eurovision 2022: interview with Subwoolfer, the representatives of Norway

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Subwoolfer, the largest group in the galaxy, formed 4.5 billion years ago on their home planet… moon. Since then, Keith and Jim have conquered the music scene on every other planet, making them the most successful pop band of all time… they tell us. On Sunday, July 20, 1969, a prophet named Neil appeared to them and was soon hailed as "the man with the strongest arms." He promised to come back telling them that he would also help them become the largest group on his planet; But only after they had written the greatest song in the universe, sung in his native language, English. Neil never returned. However, they found DJ Astronaut. And now, armed with the greatest song that exists, "Give that wolf a banana", they have come to earth to claim their musical throne by performing at the most important and prestigious musical event in the history of the world: the Eurovision Song Contest 2022.